WELL DONE, SARDARJI...!!!

WELL DONE, SARDARJI...!!! 

A tall, hefty Sardar, new to town, stepped into a bar for a drink.......... Unfortunately, the regulars in the bar had a habit of  picking on strangers. When the Sardarji finished his drink, he found that the bike he had parked outside had been stolen. He went back into the bar, banged his fist on the table and yelled, "Which one of you BASTARDS stole my bike?!?!?" No one answered. "Allright, I'm going to have another drink and if my bike  isn't back outside by the time I finish, I'm going to do what I did in Patiala. And I DON'T like to have to do what I did in Patiala!" he said calmly. Some of the regulars shifted restlessly...... The Sardarji, true to his word, had another drink,  walked outside and found that his bike had been  returned outside the bar. Sardarji started the bike to ride out...... The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked,  "Sir, before you go...... what happened in Patiala?" The Sardar turned back and said,  "I had to walk home."

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Simple Rules of Life...!!

Simple Rules of Life...!! 

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Always LOVE

Always LOVE

THAT I did always love, 
I bring thee proof: 
That till I loved 
I did not love enough. 

That I shall love alway, 
I offer thee 
That love is life, 
And life hath immortality. 

This, dost thou doubt, sweet? 
Then have I 
Nothing to show 
But Calvary.

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MY DOCTOR...

MY DOCTOR...

 

Let me tell you about my doctor.  He's very good! If you tell him you want

a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again.

 

He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realized

she was Chinese.

 

Another time, he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six

months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, So, the doctor gave him another

six months.

 

While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a

man here who thinks he's invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see

him."

 

Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, doctor!

- my son just swallowed a roll of film!" The doctor calmly replied, "Let's

just wait and see what develops."

 

One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem."

The doctor asked, "When did it start?" The man replied, "When did what

start?"

 

I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His

advice: "Don't answer it."

 

My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him, "Doctor, I

think I'm a bell." The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take

these - If they don't work, give me a ring."

 

Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards. The

doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."

 

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, He told me to stop

going to those places.

 

You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an

appointment, Then he says ,"I wish you had come to me sooner."

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Two Foot Tall Teen

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This is the beginning of a new day

This is the beginning of a new day

This is the beginning of a new day.

You have been given this day to use as you will.

You can waste it or use it for good.

What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it.

When tomorrow comes,

this day will be gone forever; in its place is something that you
have left behind...

let it be something good.

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You are my Everything

You are my Everything

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Fun Pics - Very Funny

Fun Pics - Very Funny

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