Written By Ravinder Kumar on Saturday, January 14, 2012 | 8:58:00 AM

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Love is holding hands in the street.

Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.

Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.

Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.

Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.

Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.

Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.

Love is losing your appetite.

Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.

Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.

Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.

Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"

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Love Vs Marriage

Love Vs Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"

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[Anonymous kid]: Daddy Daddy...

Written By Ravinder Kumar on Thursday, January 12, 2012 | 12:50:00 AM

[Anonymous kid]: Daddy Daddy...

[Anonymous Dad] :Yes Timmy !

[Ano...eh... Timmy] :Daddy, I've got an assignment to write for school. Will you help me? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Dad]: Oh ! Okay !! What's yr assignment on?

[Timmy] :Love !

[Dad] :Wow ! You have an assignment on it ? In my days, the teachers were against our er... assignments ;)

[Timmy] :No Dad, we are supposed to write something on the meaning of love...its Valentines day, na !

[Dad] :Love...hmm lemme see !

[Timmy] :wait. Wait... Lemme write it down... :)

[Dad] :Love... Love is about Lies !

[Timmy]: Lies ???

[Dad] :You see, Timmy... All my life, i have said lies in love & i've found it to be the best gift you can give a person.

[Timmy] :How, Dad?

[Dad] :Well, the first time i met yr mom for a Valentines day 7 yrs ago. She was not the hottest of chicks in college, if you know wt i mean...

[Timmy] :Hot chick ?

[Dad] :You get it in due time, son... ;)
Anyways... i saw this cute girl standing at a corner of the dance floor. I heard one of my friends say that she couldn't get any date for the party.
So here i was, cursing my luck as my date's grandmom expired n that left me in the same predicament ?

[Timmy] :Pedica ??

[Dad] :Predicament...means..eh, problem !

[Timmy] :Oh...

[Dad] :So i went up to yr Mom n told her.."Hey, How come such a beautiful lady like you does not have all the guys crooning over you?"
Now, i knew very well that even i wouldn't have asked her to dance if i had a choice, but it was that one little lie that got us together !

[Timmy]: But Dad, aint it bad to lie ?

[Dad] :Son, sometimes you have to lie to make the ppl you love happy !
Every Valentines day after that, i used to tell yr mom that she was the most beautiful girl in the whole world.
Now yes, i think she's cute & pretty in a special kind of way, but you tell me...Do you think she has the legs of Sharon Stone and the figure of Alicia Silverstone ?

[Timmy] :Eh... I dont know any of these stones, dad !

[Dad] :Hmm.. ok...Lets just say that yr mom was just an ordinary Wilma from the Flintstones !

[Timmy] :I know Wilma ! I know Wilma !!

[Dad] :Hehe... & then again...
When yr mom was pregnant with you... she used to ask me every day how she looked ? Did she look fat ?
Now frankly, she had gained about 30-40 pounds... & was always in one of her moods..
But i'd tell her.."Nooooooooooooo Honey, you are glowing ! You look fabulous !!
Now if i told her she looked like a fat cow, it would have hurt her !

[Timmy] :Ya...

[Dad] :So you see son...Love is when you say those little lies to keep someone happy !
ok... i've gotta go now... All the best with yr assignment...

[Timmy] :Bye Dad !

............................

[Timmy] :Love means lying ??? Maybe i'll ask Mom
Mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

[Timmy] :Mom..Mom... i have an assignment for school...you will help me, na !

[Mom] :Timmy, you know i'v to go out with daddy in another 1/2 hr

[Timmy] :Pleaseeeeeeeee Mommy !

[Mom]: ok...Timmy. wts the topic ?

[Timmy]: Eh... Love !

[Mom] :Love...Love is about knowing the goodness of a person's heart, honey !

[Timmy] :Goodness of heart ? huh ?

[Mom] :It's like this...
When i was in college, yr Dad used to tell me i should be in hollywood. Now i knew he was just lying, but i also knew that he dint want me in hollywood, but rt next to him!
& when i was pregnant, i used to look so fat i looked like Santa Claus ! But yr Dad would say i was looked weak n would feed me everything he could find !
His lies were so dumb, i even thought i had married a stupid...but the truth is that this stupid cared enough to lie...just to make me happy !

[Timmy] :But... he was lying, rt ?

[Mom] :Well honey...he was just being a guy !
& i knew everytime that he was lying to me... but every single time, i also knew that he said those lies coz he loved me !

[Timmy] :Hmm...

[Mom] :Ok honey... i'v to go get ready now. byeeeee

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Assignment
Topic : Love
Author : Timmy

Love... When someone lies to you n you smile... coz you know the person cares enough for ur happiness to lie to you !!!

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The girl in my dreams

The girl in my Dreams

I now see her face
So what does this mean
The girl that I've seen
The girl in my dreams.

Ive often seen this girl
That walks in my dreams
The one I have prayed for
While down on my knees
When will I meet her
Just one question I ponder
While night after night
In my dreams she wanders.

The face I now see
I have never before
The face is yours
And I worry no more.
You come and you go
When I want you to stay
When will I meet you
Is all I can say.

Soon, you reply
And I know just what you mean
As I wait forever
For the girl in my dreams.

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