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1. Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family,Forgot his food, forgot laughter were called "Saints"
But now they are called... "IT professionals"
But now they are called... "IT professionals"
2. An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
“If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"
3. Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present...
It’s just that, one loves too much,
And the other loves too many,
4. Employee: Boss, now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!
5. Philosophy of life
at the beginning of married life, every girl treats her husband as GOD;
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
6. What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach when pages of your book
Still smell new and just few hours left for your exams..!
7. someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask more questions that a wise man
Cannot answer" No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
8. Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"
Girl: That’s good, Give me 12 of them..!
9. After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an
Opening for you..! Applicant: What is it? Interviewer: It’s called the "door..!"
10 .A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee........ Leave them to us
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'DON'T JUST DREAM LIVE YOUR DREAM''
I used to break rocks with my head
Used to play Basketball !
Used to Take a ride on Comodo Dragon !
Used to Swim with Dolphins!
Even frightened a Lion!
Challenge the police !
Give a ?bath to an ?Ajgar !
Used to Race with cars !
Go skate Boarding!
Always Made new friends !!
Go Surfing!
And now I work at the office, where I just sit on a chair
?and stress the whole day.....where did i go wrong??
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Live Your Life
Written By Ravinder Kumar on Sunday, January 15, 2012 | 10:47:00 PM

Be simple, but look stylish.

Be tough, but look soft.

Be tensed, but look cool.

Be a beginner, but look winner.
Thats the way of life ...

Life has no pause buttons.

Dreams have no expiry date.

Time has no holiday.

So, Don't waste a
single moment
in ur life. Live it.
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AN OUNCE OF PREVENTATION
AN OUNCE OF PREVENTATION


Coffee'll make you nervous.
Beans'll give you gas.
Pot'll curdle up your genes
Or cook your pancreas.


Eggs'll give you fatty heart.
Beef'll plug your veins.
Booze'll make your liver hard.
'N give you kidney pains.
Beef'll plug your veins.
Booze'll make your liver hard.
'N give you kidney pains.
Pop'll make your teeth rot out.
Same with sweets and gum.
Chocolate'll give you pimples
which makes your love life glum.
Same with sweets and gum.
Chocolate'll give you pimples
which makes your love life glum.
Beans'll give you gas.
Pot'll curdle up your genes
Or cook your pancreas.
Snoose'll rot you lower lip
Or make your teeth fall out.
Drink some beer? Eat rich food?
You're sure to get the gout.
Or make your teeth fall out.
Drink some beer? Eat rich food?
You're sure to get the gout.
mokes'll cause lung cancer.
Cheese'll constipate.
But prunes'll make you scour some
And make your tum gyrate.
Cheese'll constipate.
But prunes'll make you scour some
And make your tum gyrate.
Saccharin'll give you tumors.
Cyclamates'll too
Red dye'll stain your innards
And give you Green Gomboo.
Cyclamates'll too
Red dye'll stain your innards
And give you Green Gomboo.
Salt'll boost blood pressure up.
Pepper makes you sneeze.
Florides freckle up your teeth,
And knobby-up your knees.
Pepper makes you sneeze.
Florides freckle up your teeth,
And knobby-up your knees.
Pork'll give trichinosis
Which makes your muscles balk.
Rabbit'll "tootleream" you
Or cause your jaws to lock.
Which makes your muscles balk.
Rabbit'll "tootleream" you
Or cause your jaws to lock.
Everything is dangerous.
Some more and some less.
So don't partake of nothin'
And you won't die.....I guess.
Some more and some less.
So don't partake of nothin'
And you won't die.....I guess.
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True Love Never Ends ..!!
A hug is just a hug until its the one you're thinking of...
But a Lifetime to forget that Love...
But its also true that we don't know
what we are missing until it arrives....
You give all you can...
and expect nothing in return....
the mere thought of hurting them
is enough to break your own heart...
trying to remember someone you never knew...
they fall from the heart and cover the soul...
but in struggles and fears,
and those who can work though those...
they possess true love...
because true love never ends....
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