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WELL DONE, SARDARJI...!!!

Written By Ravinder Kumar on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 | 7:30:00 AM

WELL DONE, SARDARJI...!!! 

A tall, hefty Sardar, new to town, stepped into a bar for a drink..........

Unfortunately, the regulars in the bar had a habit of
picking on strangers. When the Sardarji finished his drink,
he found that the bike he had parked outside had been stolen.

He went back into the bar, banged his fist on the table and yelled,
"Which one of you BASTARDS stole my bike?!?!?"
No one answered.

"Allright, I'm going to have another drink and if my bike
isn't back outside by the time I finish, I'm going to do what I did in Patiala.
And I DON'T like to have to do what I did in Patiala!" he said calmly.

Some of the regulars shifted restlessly......

The Sardarji, true to his word, had another drink,
walked outside and found that his bike had been
returned outside the bar. Sardarji started the bike to ride out......

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked,
"Sir, before you go...... what happened in Patiala?"

The Sardar turned back and said,
"I had to walk home."

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Simple Rules of Life...!!

Simple Rules of Life...!! 

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Always LOVE

Always LOVE

THAT I did always love,
I bring thee proof:
That till I loved
I did not love enough.

That I shall love alway,
I offer thee
That love is life,
And life hath immortality.

This, dost thou doubt, sweet?
Then have I
Nothing to show
But Calvary.

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MY DOCTOR...

MY DOCTOR...

Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good! If you tell him you want

a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again.

He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realized

she was Chinese.

Another time, he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six

months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, So, the doctor gave him another

six months.

While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a

man here who thinks he's invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see

him."

Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, doctor!

- my son just swallowed a roll of film!" The doctor calmly replied, "Let's

just wait and see what develops."

One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem."

The doctor asked, "When did it start?" The man replied, "When did what

start?"

I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His

advice: "Don't answer it."

My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him, "Doctor, I

think I'm a bell." The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take

these - If they don't work, give me a ring."

Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards. The

doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, He told me to stop

going to those places.

You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an

appointment, Then he says ,"I wish you had come to me sooner."

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Two Foot Tall Teen

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This is the beginning of a new day

This is the beginning of a new day

This is the beginning of a new day.

You have been given this day to use as you will.

You can waste it or use it for good.

What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it.

When tomorrow comes,

this day will be gone forever; in its place is something that you
have left behind...

let it be something good.

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Written By Ravinder Kumar on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 | 8:00:00 AM

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Will it be the next big thing?

Will it be the next big thing?
Tata Motors of India thinks so.
What will the Oil Companies do to stop it?

It is an auto engine that runs on air. That's right; air not gas or diesel or electric but just the air around us. Take a look.

Tata Motors of India has scheduled the Air Car to hit Indian streets by August 2012

The Air Car, developed by ex-Formula One engineer Guy N. For Luxembourg-based MDI, uses compressed air to push its engine's pistons and make the car go.

The Air Car, called the "Mini CAT" could cost around 365,757 rupees in India or $8,177 US.

The Mini CAT which is a simple, light urban car, with a tubular chassis, a body of fibreglass that is glued not welded and powered by compressed air. A Microprocessor is used to control all electrical functions of the car. One tiny radio transmitter sends instructions to the lights, turn signals and every other electrical device on the car. Which are not many.

The temperature of the clean air expelled by the exhaust pipe is between 0-15 degrees below zero, which makes it suitable for use by the internal air conditioning system with no need for gases or loss of power.

There are no keys, just an access card which can be read by the car from your pocket. According to the designers, it costs less than 50 rupees per 100 KM, that's about a tenth the cost of a car running on gas. It's mileage is about double that of the most advanced electric car, a factor which makes it a perfect choice for city motorists. The car has a top speed of 105 KM per hour or 60 mph and would have a range of around 300 km or 185 miles between refuels. Refilling the car will take place at adapted gas stations with special air compressors. A fill up will only take two to three minutes and costs approximately 100 rupees and the car will be ready to go another 300 kilometres.

This car can also be filled at home with it's on board compressor. It will take 3-4 hours to refill the tank, but it can be done while you sleep.

Because there is no combustion engine, changing the 1 litre of vegetable oil is only necessary every 50,000 KM or 30,000 miles. Due to its simplicity, there is very little maintenance to be done on this car.

This Air Car almost sounds too good to be true. We'll see in August. 2012